In undergrad, when I realized a hot senior was graduating



Making fun of my siblings

whatshouldwecallme:

When it’s me: 

When it’s someone else:





bitedaily:

Arrested Development Drinking Game

So just drink while you watch the show. I can do that.

bitedaily:

Arrested Development Drinking Game

So just drink while you watch the show. I can do that.



Always ass to ankles

Always ass to ankles

(Source: brachiopods)



This is my knowledge of the Avengers.

This is my knowledge of the Avengers.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)



COMING HOME FROM BRUNCH

howdoiputthisgently:

Any meal, really



(Source: lebuilder)



I don’t think there is a sound that I hate more

Than the sound of your voice



whenever me and my big show up anywhere…